I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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