yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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