i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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