whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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