I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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