Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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