There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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