It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you win again, gameday.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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