break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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