I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I got her a Nickelback box set.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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