And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
