It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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