dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
