I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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