it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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