Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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