their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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