tell your sister to shave her snatch
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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