You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
