Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Randomize
