he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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