After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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