My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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