ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
His hands were made for my vagina.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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