wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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