he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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