only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
