Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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