i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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