all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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