We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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