I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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