He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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