Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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