BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
