she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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