with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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