Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
