I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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