You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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