She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
my poor anus
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
