Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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