is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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