:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need water and some morals
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Randomize
