I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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