Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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