We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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