At least make sure they are 18
Why
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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