he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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