dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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